At our May 11 meeting, the inspiration was provided by Lyanne  Gronning, who gave us her Mother’s dictionary. See Read more ..  at the end of this.

David Kas explained the reasons the Fork at Skagit Bay changed to Moltobello.  With the Bellingham Fork restaurant being sold, they couldn’t keep the Fork name here. That gave David and Nora the opportunity to change course and open an Italian Restaurant. David lived in Italy, speaks Italian, and learned Italian cooking.  Our club will be holding our social there on Thursday, 5/14 at 5:30 pm. We decided to take the family-style option, so we each get to sample more food

Since there were no objections, and she has already been approved by the board, Candy Lee is now a member of the Rotary Club of  La Conner.

 

Our club is submitting a grant to provide CPR training for the La Conner/Swinomish community. We were given a chance to take the class with just club members but decided to wait and be part of the community effort. That allows us to interact with people.

 

Marty, Martin, and Keith took a tour of the Didgwalic wellness center. The center sees 500 people a day! The three  Rotarians were very impressed! 

 

ClubRunner, the club's website tool,  was updated to NOVA at 8 pm on Monday, 5/11. You are welcome to participate in online training if you wish to do so.

 

Skagit County Clean Energy Advisory Board  3 seats open to any Skagit County resident

 

Calendar

Wednesday, May 13, 5:30pm: Scholarship Selection on zoom. Let Connie know if you will be attending.

 

            Thursday, May 14, 5:30pm: Club Social at Molotobello (the old Fork) 

 

            Sunday, May 17, 9-3: Camp Korey Volunteer Day

 

Monday, May 18, 5:00pm: Auction Committee Meeting followed by the club business meeting and board meetings  

 

Saturday, May 23, 9:00am: Volunteers are needed to place flags on graves: at 17666 Valentine Road

             

            Monday, May 25: Memorial Day,  No Meeting..Pleasant Ridge Cemetery Memorial Day Celebration, 9am

 

Monday, June 1: 5th Monday done on the 1st Monday: Visit Del Gratia Gallery with Deryl Walls, followed by dinner at Seafood and Prime Rib

 

Thursday, June 11: Social at The Rex

 

Monday, July 6th: Installation

Mother's Dictionary

Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disastor.

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything wo say.

Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

Puddle: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show Off: a child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifies by blowing on it.

Top Bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

Two Minute Warning: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Verbal: able to whine in words

Whodunit: none of the kids that live in your house..

Weekend: when Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.